cerita "PARFUM LARANG" bahasa jawa ngapak

PARFUM LARANG  
"Nini-nini nunggang lift meng lantai 16… ..."
Tekan lantai 10; Prawan ayu mlebu lift mambu wangi…
Nini : Duh Cah Ayu wangine ?
Prawan Ayu : iya Ni, kiye lenga wangi merk "BULGARI"
Ni..., Rp 2 juta segendul ...
Trs tekan lantai13 ,ana Prawan Ayu liane mlebu lift
maning tur lewih wangi
tinimbang sing mlebu lift mau…. ...
Ninine : "Duh Cah Ayu ko wangine breng2an ya ...?!?!
Prawan Ayu 2 : kiye lenga wangi merk "GUCCI" Ni...,
regane Rp 5 juta segendul ...!"
Tekan lantai 16, Ninine metu sekang lift karo ngentut sing
mambune banger alias bacine pollll….. ...
Prawan Ayu loro mau ngasi garep muntah lan terus
ngomong :
Prawan ayu : "Niii parfume deneng mambu banger
banget…. ... ?????"
Karo metu sekang lift Ninine ngomong :……
"Munthul Cilembu Kiye bocah ayu….... regane Rp 12 ewu
sekilo….."
*Munthul Cilembu d lawan*

CERITA KAMUS BAHASA JAWA "NGAPAK" LUCU

Sing rung pinter bahasa inggris, ngeneh nyong rep maraih
KAMUS INGGRIS - NGAPAK
Sinau dhimin men ndarani pinter, mengko dadi ora
patiya ngisin-ngisina...
1. Don't rich cake = Aja kaya kuwe
2. Yes mother dont do that = Ya mbok aja kaya kuwe...
3. Your head = Endhas mu..
4. Your eyes = Matamu...
5. Your bald head = Gundhul mu !!
6. Your knees falling down = Dhengkulmu anjlog !!
7. Your bellybutton on fire = Wudelmu kobong !!
8. Your auntie's money = Dhuwite bugedhemu apa... ?
9. Your grandfather money = Dhuwite mBahmu !!
10. Your auntie teach you about that? = Bugedhemu sing
ngajari ya?
11. Like that yes Like that but don't be like that =
Kayakuwe ya kayakuwe, ningen ya aja kayakuwe
12. My body is not delicious today = Awake inyong agi
ora enak dina kiye.
13.Your face far away = Raimu adoh
14.Your lips = Lambemu
Angger wis pinter, mengko angger dhong ketemu kambi
wong bule apa wong barat, gagean dipraktekna yaaa...